Well this is my 100th post. What does that mean? Absolutely nothing but we humans tend to place emphasis on arbitrary numbers that we made up in the first place anyway. So in the spirit of that endeavor I have decided to prepare a special post. Actually not really, I’ve been thinking of doing this for awhile but just haven’t gotten around to doing it. Now’s as good a time as any I suppose. You know when you listen to radio interviews or watch one on TV the interviewer usually does a bio of the interviewee during the introduction. I thought I would do one of myself since I don’t have a bio page on my site yet. Without further delay (or torture)……
He owns three marbles, one orange, one blue and a clear on with asphalt stuck to it, currently they are lost
He currently holds two Microsoft, four CompTIA, and five Dell certifications he is also probably certifiable
He has had a few Zippos over the years, one broke, some were given away and a titanium one is on order
His dog is named after a character from The Hobbit (draw your own conclusions from that one)
He has lived in four states, two of them twice, three of them are red
He is also an accomplished world traveler, going to Tijuana, Tijuana and Tijuana (not sure how many times, it melds together after awhile)
Alex has a piece of coral that looks like a peanut, he also has other various small rocks for no particular reason
He was CompUSA’s Support Employee of the Month for their Charlottle store in 1993
His zodiac signs are Aquarius and a Fire Dragon
He has a hot pink painted coconut with screws in it, a warthog made out of tin and a black and white striped nut
And as you can see, he has an endless capacity to write meaningless drivel
-Alex

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