Those that know me know I do not have any special love for cops. I guess it’s because most of my dealings with them have been negative. Maybe because I was breaking the law, yeah that’s probably it. Anyway, the EARL hires off duty cops on the weekends to keep things under control and to keep the customers from being mugged. I have become friendly with one of them, he actually is a nice guy, doesn’t give anyone a hard time and seems to be pretty cool. I am not on a first name basis with him but he always says hi and shakes my hand. This past weekend I was talking with him and one of the other patrons. The other guy received a call on his cellphone from his girlfriend. She was trying to get directions there and the guy didn’t know what to tell her, so he gave his phone to the cop. While he was giving her directions she tells him “I’m really high right now so it might take me awhile”. After the conversation the cop was joking around and said to the guy “I’ll let her off if she shows me her tits.” The guy says she probably will and that she he “really nice eraser-like nipples”, which coincidentally are my favorite kind (I know, too much info). So the cop tells us when you have a chick with nipples like that, take a pencil eraser and put it in your mouth before you go down on her tits. Then bite her nipple hard and spit out the eraser and say “oh shit!, I’m sorry”. Maybe I’m twisted but I found this absolutely hilarious. I’m not sure if he has done this in the past or just came up with it, regardless I was impressed.
Sorry ladies for the typical guy conversation….
-Alex
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