I was watching the [tag]news[/tag] the other day because I was contemplating taking my own life and I figured that would put me over the edge. I got out my [tag]P2000[/tag] and started watching…..
Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah……….
I pick up my finely German engineered people killer and feel the nicely balanced weight and custom hand grip in my hand.
Blah blah, got shot, blah blah will kill you
I press the barrel to the side of my head. I feel the cool steel rim of the barrel pressed against my temple realizing how much I would miss sensations like this.
Scientists think they found evidence of liquid water on [tag]Mars[/tag]…..
What?!
Crater blah blah, new deposits blah blah, probe blah blah
Wow! that’s pretty fucking cool! Maybe I should stick around for awhile…
You know what they say Lonnie?
OH GOD! A FUCKING NEWSCASTER SENTIMENT!
Scientists say where’s there’s water….
I cock the hammer back with my thumb, (since my pistol doesn’t have a safety and is double-action only I don’t want the recoil to mess up my shot)
there’s a small chance, just a small one….
My finger feels the polymer trigger, funny how a simple digit can end everything just from a nerve signal sent by my brain
of a [tag]Starbucks[/tag] going up.
Huh? Wait a minute, that’s goddamn funny. I can’t believe that I enjoyed a newscaster joke. What the fuck is wrong with me? What am I going to tell my friends? What’s next? Am I going to buy a Volkswagon and shop at the Gap?
Click, BANG!
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