Red (unpleasant)
- Long ass plane ride with a two hour layover
- Good friends from Atlanta couldn’t make it
- Had two toes smashed with a football (walking funnier than usual now)
- Missed Flaming Lips show (will see them at Bonnaroo)
Blue (pleasant)
- Good friends live here
- Good friends from Connecticut came down
- Beach (yes a real beach with sand not rocks)
- Throwing a football around (with others)
- Sunlight (I had forgotten that it exists)
- Warm (a strange sensation, especially without rain)
- Shoulder workout (at the gym, get your mind out of the gutter)
- Better women to men ratio
- Aforementioned women scantily clad (yes I’m a pig but I have positive qualities too)
- Multiple tattoo compliments (to be fair I get these in Seattle too)
So Blue is winning by a wide margin and I do not see any possibility of Red pulling it off.
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