Current Tampa rundown

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Red (unpleasant)

  • Long ass plane ride with a two hour layover
  • Good friends from Atlanta couldn’t make it
  • Had two toes smashed with a football (walking funnier than usual now)
  • Missed Flaming Lips show (will see themĀ at Bonnaroo)

Blue (pleasant)

  • Good friends live here
  • Good friends from Connecticut came down
  • Beach (yes a real beach with sand not rocks)
  • Throwing a football around (with others)
  • Sunlight (I had forgotten that it exists)
  • Warm (a strange sensation, especially without rain)
  • Shoulder workout (at the gym, get your mind out of the gutter)
  • Better women to men ratio
  • Aforementioned women scantily clad (yes I’m a pig but I have positive qualities too)
  • Multiple tattoo compliments (to be fair I get these in Seattle too)

So Blue is winning by a wide margin and I do not see any possibility of Red pulling it off.

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