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Stolen burritos are great but they’re even better when someone else steals them for you.

Reggae, women, free beer, Dunhills, Rachel = kick ass night!

How did I obtain the following items: Two potatoes, fifty biodegradable strips and a popsicle

A.) Late night drunken shopping at Fred Meyer

B.) Payment for watching a friend’s dog

C.) From a box of free stuff in Ballard

D.) Stolen from someone’s yard on the may home from the bar

Finished my second event poster recently. I can’t wait for the event, should be awesome.