Archive for the ‘Science’ Category

Wathcing the news

Monday, December 11th, 2006
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I was watching the the other day because I was contemplating taking my own life and I figured that would put me over the edge. I got out my and started watching…..

Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah……….

I pick up my finely German engineered people killer and feel the nicely balanced weight and custom hand grip in my hand.

Blah blah, got shot, blah blah will kill you

I press the barrel to the side of my head. I feel the cool steel rim of the barrel pressed against my temple realizing how much I would miss sensations like this.

Scientists think they found evidence of liquid water on …..

What?!

Crater blah blah, new deposits blah blah, probe blah blah

Wow! that’s pretty fucking cool! Maybe I should stick around for awhile…

You know what they say Lonnie?

OH GOD! A FUCKING NEWSCASTER SENTIMENT!

Scientists say where’s there’s water….

I cock the hammer back with my thumb, (since my pistol doesn’t have a safety and is double-action only I don’t want the recoil to mess up my shot)

there’s a small chance, just a small one….

My finger feels the polymer trigger, funny how a simple digit can end everything just from a nerve signal sent by my brain

of a going up.

Huh? Wait a minute, that’s goddamn funny. I can’t believe that I enjoyed a newscaster joke. What the fuck is wrong with me? What am I going to tell my friends? What’s next? Am I going to buy a Volkswagon and shop at the Gap?

Click, BANG!

Observing Surveying

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
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There’s a lot of road work going on in my neck of the strip mall woods, because of this I’ve seen lots of s around. So this morning I was wondering what exactly a surveyor does. Off to I went and punched in . I got through the first two paragraphs and skimmed the rest. I’m still mostly in the dark but I have discovered that I’m not interested in surveying and I’m glad someone else does it. What was the point of this post? I’m not really sure but here’s a picture.

Roll that beautiful Bigfoot footage

Thursday, April 21st, 2005
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Boing Boing has a story on some new Bigfoot footage today. I forwarded the article to Aradia whom informed me of Gigantopithecus. Strangely enough I was unaware of this creature (how’s that for sounding cocky). Or maybe I did know about it in the past but have since killed those particular brain cells. An image search on Gigantopithecus led me to the I Love the Yeti page. This guy had a lot of time on his hand but I’m glad he did, it’s a pretty cool site.


Me and the boys on our annual human hunting trip

Unscientific Unamerican

Friday, April 1st, 2005
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This is hilarious, I love the backhanded slap to Bush and Michael Crichton. From Scientific American.

“Okay, We Give Up

There’s no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don’t mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there’s no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

In retrospect, this magazine’s coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that’s a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That’s what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn’t get bogged down in details.

Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody’s ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can’t work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers’ dollars and imperil national security, you won’t hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration’s antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that’s not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science either so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools’ Day.”

Originally found on /.

T-Rex was just a softie

Friday, March 25th, 2005
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Scientists have found soft tissue in a T-Rex bone. Blood vessels, bone cells and possibly blood cells. They think they might be able to extract DNA too. I’m already on the waiting list for a pet T-Rex. Let somebody try to take my shit then.

Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Bone

Article found via /.

On another note I hate the word “softie”. It just sounds horrible to me. I’m not sure why. I made a half hearted thesaurus search attempt to replace it but it was taking too much time. Or is it because I’m lazy?….

Hobbits were a distinct species

Friday, March 4th, 2005
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Scientists have confirmed that the Hobbits discovered were in fact a distinct species!

“The analysis, released by the journal Science, of computer scans and inner skull molds shows that the hobbit’s small brain, one-third the size of a modern human’s, had enlarged regions associated with complex decision-making, name recognition and speech.”

Analysis Shows Prehistoric ‘Hobbit’ a Distinct Species

Double Header

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

This is a fascinating read about the Two-Headed Boy of Bengal.

Here are some interesting snippets:

This parasitic head was reasonably well developed and showed clear signs of independent life.

When the boy cried or smiled, the features of the upper head were not always affected, and their movements seem to have been purely reflex: a pinch in the cheek produced a grimace, and when it was given the breast, its lips attempted to suck.

When the child slept, the eyes of the parasitic head could be observed to be open and moving. When he was first awakened, all four eyes moved in the same direction, but normally, the two heads’ eye-movements were independent.

Thanks Boing Boing

Dinosaurs for breakfast

Thursday, January 13th, 2005
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Archaeologists in China have discovered a dog size mammal that lived 130 million years ago. Not only is it larger than scientists assumed mammals were at that time, it apparently ate dinosaurs as well.

Here is an article on Nature: Prehistoric badger had dinosaurs for breakfast

Here is a NPR story: Dog-Sized Mammal Dined on Dinosaurs


Image © Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology and Paleoanthropology, Chinese Academy of Sciences

Rat brain flies jet

Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
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A rat brain flies an F-22, really. Register article here.