- Enough with the dating site ads Facebook, jeez. #
- Just got a letter with some money to get a hooker. It said she’ll hide her in the house for me for later and Jesus will be happy. m/ #
- As much as I would like to stay in and watch Netflix movies online, I have a feeling I might be going out. #
- I know I’m not supposed to be bitching about Seattle anymore but 54° in August? Come on… #
- Told @OldmanTom I’m too much of a princess to ride the bus. That was a lie, I just don’t want to deal with it right now. #
- Blog Post: Twitter Updates for 2008-08-30 http://s3nt.com/nco #
- Lots of drunk douches at the Hat tonight, however seeing a drunk girl ask The Last Callinator “How much for a mustache ride?” was worth it. #

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