Current Tampa rundown

Red (unpleasant)

• Long ass plane ride with a two hour layover
• Good friends from Atlanta couldn’t make it
• Had two toes smashed with a football (walking funnier than usual now)
• Missed Flaming Lips show (will see them at Bonnaroo)

Blue (pleasant)

• Good friends live here
• Good friends from Connecticut came down
• Beach (yes a real beach with sand not rocks)
• Throwing a football around (with others)
• Sunlight (I had forgotten that it exists)
• Warm (a strange sensation, especially without rain)
• Shoulder workout (at the gym, get your mind out of the gutter)
• Better women to men ratio
• Aforementioned women scantily clad (yes I’m a pig but I have positive qualities too)
• Multiple tattoo compliments (to be fair I get these in Seattle too)

So Blue is winning by a wide margin and I do not see any possibility of Red pulling it off.

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