I [tag]quit[/tag] [tag]smoking[/tag] again yesterday. So far it hasn’t been as bad as previous attempts. I have stopped for over two years before so hopefully this will be the last time. To help me succeed I have hired the woman below to kick me in the balls everytime I think about a cigarette (no you can’t, only her). If it works I plan to patent the method and start spamming you so keep an eye out.
“Of all the stratagems, to know when to quit is the best”
-Chinese Proverb
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